When someone asks “How are you?”, it’s common to respond with the typical “I’m fine”.
But let’s be honest, sometimes “fine” really means the complete opposite. If you’re feeling a little extra sarcastic, why not switch up your response?
Here are 25 hilariously sarcastic ways to say “I’m fine”.
The Struggling Adult
“Just peachy, thanks for asking.”
“Oh, you know, just trying to adult like a boss.”
“Can’t complain, but I will anyway.”
“Just surviving another day in the rat race.”
“My life is a never-ending circus and I’m the star performer.”
The Chronic Complainer
“Oh, nothing much, just the usual complaints.”
“The usual, just trying to make it through another day without breaking down.”
“I’m just a ray of sunshine, as always.”
“Just living the dream of never-ending complaints.”
“Can’t say things are great, but they could always be worse.”
The Sarcastic Optimist
“Just fantastic, as usual.”
“I’m not just fine, I’m fantastic.”
“Life is just a bowl of cherries, and I’m cherry-picking the best ones.”
“Can’t complain, but I will anyway…Just kidding, everything is great.”
“Life is just a party and I’m the life of it.”
The Irony-Lover
“I’m just fine, as long as you’re not asking me how my day was.”
“I’m fantastic, just don’t ask me about my finances.”
“Everything’s great, except for the state of the world.”
“I’m on top of the world, just as long as you don’t ask me about my love life.”
“I’m just swell, except for the fact that I have to work tomorrow.”
The Deadpan Deliverer
“I’m just dandy.”
“I’m a-okay.”
“I’m just peachy.”
“Can’t say I’m unhappy.”
“Everything’s just peachy keen.”
Conclusion
Next time someone asks “How are you?”, switch up your response with one of these hilariously sarcastic responses.
These responses are guaranteed to make your friends laugh and maybe even make someone’s day a little brighter. Remember, sometimes a little sarcasm is just what we need to get through a tough day.
