Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and of course, plenty of food. But let’s face it, sometimes the holiday can be a bit of a drag.
Maybe you’re not a fan of the traditional dishes, or maybe you’re just feeling a little snarky. If that’s the case, then these 25 wicked sarcastic ways to say “Happy Thanksgiving” are just for you.
Sarcastic greetings
“Oh joy, it’s time for the annual stuffing of our faces.”
“Yay, another year of pretending to like our relatives.”
“Happy turkey day, because who doesn’t love a bird that’s been dead for days?”
“Gobble gobble, it’s time to eat until we can’t move.”
“It’s Thanksgiving, which means it’s time to pretend we’re not ready to kill each other over the last slice of pie.”
Sarcastic comments on the food
“Can’t wait to choke down another helping of dry turkey.”
“Mashed potatoes, because nothing says ‘I’m grateful’ like a heaping plate of carbs.”
“Green beans, because we all know that’s the real reason we gather around the table.”
“Pumpkin pie, because nothing screams ‘holiday season’ like a slice of mushy orange goo.”
“Cranberry sauce, because nothing says ‘I’m thankful’ like a mouthful of bitter fruit.”
Sarcastic observations on family dynamics
“Time to gather around the table and pretend we all get along.”
“Another year of pretending we’re not all counting the minutes until we can leave.”
“It’s the one day a year where we all pretend we don’t hate each other’s guts.”
“The annual gathering of the relatives, because nothing says ‘holiday cheer’ like forced small talk.”
“Thanksgiving, where we all pretend that we’re actually grateful for our relatives.”
Sarcastic comments on the holiday itself
“Another year of pretending we’re not just in it for the food.”
“Happy Thanksgiving, because who doesn’t love a holiday that’s all about gluttony?”
“Yay, a holiday where we’re encouraged to eat until we’re in a food coma.”
“It’s the one day a year when it’s acceptable to eat so much that you need to be rolled out of the room.”
“Happy Thanksgiving, because who doesn’t love a day where we’re all just pretending to be nice to each other?”
Sarcastic expressions of gratitude
“I’m so grateful for another year of avoiding cooking and doing dishes.”
“I’m grateful for the one day a year when I’m allowed to eat until I’m sick.”
“I’m thankful for the annual opportunity to put on stretchy pants and eat like a pig.”
“I’m grateful for the chance to spend a day with my family, as long as we’re not talking politics.”
“Happy Thanksgiving, because who doesn’t love a day where we’re forced to be grateful for what we have, even if we don’t actually feel it?”
Conclusion:
So there you have it, 25 wicked sarcastic ways to say “Happy Thanksgiving”. Whether you’re feeling snarky or just looking for a good laugh, these sarcastic greetings and comments are sure to bring a smile
