Find yourself in need of a snarky remark? Check out these 25 sarcastic nice things to say. Use these comments at your own risk, as they may not be well-received by everyone.
Compliments
“You’re not at all annoying.”
“I love how you never interrupt people.”
“Your fashion sense is impeccable, as always.”
“You have a great personality – for a brick wall.”
Encouragement
“I’m sure you’ll ace that exam – if you study for the next 50 years.”
“Keep up the good work, I’m sure you’ll eventually get something right.”
“You have so much potential, I can practically see it oozing out of you.”
“I have no doubt you’ll succeed in whatever you set your mind to – as long as it’s not too difficult.”
Insults Disguised as Compliments
“You’re not nearly as stupid as you look.”
“Wow, you’re almost as attractive as a supermodel – if they were covered in warts.”
“Your cooking is almost as good as a professional chef – if they were trying to poison people.”
“You’re not nearly as selfish as most people I know.”
Sarcasm about Someone’s Appearance
“Wow, those sweatpants look great on you. Did you win them in a contest for being the sloppiest person in the world?”
“Your haircut looks fantastic – did you use a bowl and a pair of scissors?”
“Those glasses really bring out the intelligence in your eyes.”
“You must have spent hours on your makeup – it looks really natural and not at all cakey.”
There you have it – 25 sarcastic nice things to say. Use these comments at your own risk, as they may not be well-received by everyone.
Sarcasm can be a great way to add some humor to a conversation, but it’s important to make sure the person you’re speaking to understands that you’re being sarcastic and not actually insulting them.
