When you want to tell someone to have a good time, but you’re feeling a little sarcastic, it can be fun to mix things up and throw in some snarky comments. Here are 25 sarcastic ways to say “have fun” that will leave your friends and loved ones confused (but in a good way).
Sarcasm with a Side of Sassy
“Knock yourself out.”
“Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”
“Have a blast, champ.”
“Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.” (This one is especially effective if you have a reputation for being a wild child.)
“Don’t worry, I’m sure everything will go according to plan.” (This one is great for when you know something is bound to go wrong.)
Irony at its Finest
“I’m sure you’ll have a great time… said no one ever.”
“Oh boy, I can’t wait to hear all about your fabulous time.” (This one is great for when you know the person is going to be doing something you don’t particularly enjoy.)
“I’m so envious of your exciting plans.” (This one works especially well if the person’s plans are actually quite mundane.)
“I wish I could be there to witness the fun firsthand.” (This one is great for when you know the person is going to be doing something you definitely don’t want to be a part of.)
“I’m sure it will be just as thrilling as watching paint dry.”
Sarcasm with a Dose of Dry Humor
“Have a great time, I’ll be sure to have a party in your honor when you get back.” (This one is great for when the person is going to be doing something that’s a big deal to them, but not necessarily to you.)
“I’m sure you’ll have the time of your life… said no one, ever.”
“I can’t wait to hear all about your fabulous adventure… said no one, ever.”
“I’m sure it will be just as exciting as watching grass grow.”
“I can’t wait to hear all about your thrilling exploits… said no one, ever.”
Sarcasm with a Touch of Whimsy
“Have a magical time!” (This one is great for when the person is going to be doing something that’s a little bit out there.)
“I’m sure you’ll have a fairytale experience.”
“I can’t wait to hear all about your enchanted adventure.”
“Have a spellbinding time!”
“I’m sure you’ll have a once-in-a-lifetime experience.”
No matter which of these sarcastic ways to say “have fun” you choose, your friends and loved ones are sure to get a kick out of it. So go ahead and let your sarcastic side shine!
